Sunburns Theatre Co. Presents

The Complete History of America - Abridged

by Adam Long, Reed Miller, and Austin Tichenor

directed by Andrew Smith

produced by Sebastian Bellisario

July 14: 8:00 pm
July 15: 8:00 pm
July 16: 3:00 and 8:00 pm

Performed in the Little Theatre

From Washington to Watergate, yea verily from the Bering Straits to Baghdad, from New World to New World Order — The Complete History of America (abridged) is a ninety minute roller coaster ride through the glorious quagmire that is American History, reminding us that it’s not the length of your history that matters — it’s what you’ve done with it!

Adam Long, Reed Martin, and Austin Tichenor tackle such controversial questions as: Who really discovered America? Why did Abe Lincoln free the slaves? How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? History is normally written by the winners...now it’s the their turn.